Cartenman Has Moved!!

Hay everyone!!

As the title goes, I've moved my blog away to a different site now. If you want to see any new updates or more material, visit...

www.cartenman.blogspot.com

Hope to see you there!!

The Cartenman Can signing out...

Merdeka - 7 days later...

First of all...Malaysia's independence was 7 days ago and I seem to have not updated then...so here goes...

MERDEKA!!

MERDEKA!!

MERDEKA!!

I love Merdeka in Malaysia...its so...fun =P I remember back home everyone was going flag crazy!! Flags on their cars, their houses, their cats and dogs!! (no lah...but kids got lah!! so same thing mah ^^)

I remember coming back from Sandakan after a nice family weekend with Kamkun and Ishballa. It was good fun as we counted the number of flags on the cars that passed by. I think the highest we found was 19.

I'm so patriotic, I made my own flag!! Its been all Photoshopped =P

See ya next year boys and females =D

Oh and also, today was the worst. Gay ass librarian shit started acting like a bitch!! This is how our conversation went over...
Me = Cartenman
Ms Biznitch = Gay ass shit librarian

Me: Hi could I borrow the photocopier?

Ms Biznitch: What? Excuse me?

Me: Urm...ok...I need to use the photocopier?
Friend, Pete: Urmm...please?

Ms Biznitch: Ok, well you need an ID CARD (she was shouting in a library) AND MONEY!? DO YOU HAVE MONEY!?

Me: (I've been in this school for 5 years dumb shit) Yeah here...

[Gives her ID card and 60 cents]

Ms Biznitch: HOW MUCH IS THIS?!

Me: As it counts...(was so tempted to say "count it shit face")

Ms Biznitch: ...

[Gives back ID card]

Me: Yeah, thanks.

Ms Biznitch: Oh by the way I PUT 70 CENTS IN BECAUSE YOU NEED 10 CENTS FOR IT TO WORK.

Me: Ok...

Ms Biznitch: Urmm do you know HOW TO USE IT?

Me: *walked off*

I dunno, but I think she was trying to prove some shit to me cause I'm considered a general nuisance to her job,
- Like reading aloud (which is totally kick-ass)
- Playing table bongos (which is totally kick-ass)
- Whistling everytime I enter and leave (which is absolutely kick-ass)
...and that is about it. The Cartenman was not pleased. If I had it my way, she would be back in her house cooking dinner and getting the kids ready for school, being a good house-wife, as all stupid women should be ^^ She was dog ugly and had pimples on her long nose. Shit she was ugly...
Normally I wouldn't bother about stupid people like her, but the thing is, my mum just got the school bill and payed for it, and well, I'm just thinking to myself "Holy shit, I pay the school to employ pieces of thrash?! What a waste of my money!!" I should ask for a refund >.<

Well, thats that folks =P

The Cartenman Can Poon who ever the shit he wants to...

Long time no see...sucka'

Well well well well well well...

Reader: Ok we get the point dumb ass

;_;

Anyway, yeah waddup people?! Havn't been posting for AGEESSSSssss!! Been busy with life, you know, last year of school and stuff...well...anyway!! I've come to the point in my life where I have to make a decision...well...correction I have to make decisionS. I'm currently in year 12, last year of schooling and I get my Victorian Certificate of Education (I cannot wait for end of year holidays) which will allow me to enter university. Thus the small little back-ground of where I have been for the past year really...normally I post big huge segements with notable information that I use to show how charming and oh so witty I am. Sadly, that doesn't work ALL the time...and well, I've come to resort to talking about nothing more then empty space and random words coming into my brain as I listen intensively to my Daft Punk album and chat and surf at the same time. This is all really just freestyle blogging and you have probably thought I'v gone mental and almost brain-dead since my last post. That MAY be the case but I'll leave it to the users imagination.

Ok!! Away from bad hoodoo talk and back into my normal self ^^

I've been busy with the following things:

- School (well, no shit)

- Partying to much (I'm so cool, I got invited-ed)

- Computer games (Hay, someone has to keep n00bs in line)

- Webcomics (Its weird following 4 different comics each day, you don't know what will happen in the next episode and you start to lose plot lines...wait, what was I saying?)

- Movies (thats right, I download approximetly 5 movies per month...and other stuff I want e.g. music, games etc...)

- Photoshop (If you read my blog from the start, you would know that I like to photo-shop. I've grown up abit from my old-days...observe)

I'm a big Daft Punk buff. I made this using the logo and adding some simple filters. Not very hard.
edit: For some reason, this thing messed up. It looks tiny here, but its meant to be 1680 x 1050 size =P

The one and only picture you'll get of me ;) its form a party and I purposely hightened the mole on my face

Two filter projects I made using photoshop CS2

This is another one I'm pretty proud of. Its a banner I made for Samson specially. He rejected it thought ;_;

Yeah, thats what I've been doing recently. Photo-shopping. If you have any request, just send me an e-mail (or comment) and I'll make you one. However, getting the finished product also requires pesterin (MSN should do fine =P)

Thanks for the time guys!! Its been good to post this up.

The Cartenman Can

Cause Furious Angels Brought me back to you...

YO whats up people!! How you been? good? I've been fantastic thanks for asking.

So, as most of you people who don't know, this is my 2nd post of the year since it my 3 month wait time is up. Ok, now I've just come back from the most narly holiday ever. Imagine lots of Chocolates, lots of Shandy and almost no sleep. Yeah, it kicked ass 350 style.

Well I've got photos and shit but before I start my random photo album, I would like to alert some of you people to something which has come as a joy and well....a dream really...

All I could think of when I saw this car was "I wonder if you know how they live in Tokyo if you see me then you mean it then you know you have to go~" which is right since this IS the real Drift King's car. It is but 1 of 11 models produced from the movie and it is an actual drifting car. This car of course is non-other then the sleek Nissan 350Z or Fairlady Z if you want to call it that...and here's a quote from TopSpeed.com

"While all 11 (350Zs) got Veilside body kits and 19 inch wheels only two had the APS twin turbo charger added to their 3.5 L V6 . And with some tweaks at the exhaust system and this car’s power plant is producing near 470 horse power."

I've also heard that this car holds the record for worlds longest drift. Coolness +1!!

Ok, now for something more "social" worthy...well I had my year 12 Formal...but all my pictures are on a real photo-album, but I got a picture of me and my date from my phone.

Well thats Me on the left and Claire on the right and the bald guy was our limo driver.

ok...now PICTURES!! Of what? Well my trip to my hometown number 1 Kota Kinabalu baby!! Woohoo!!~

There's always the odd one out, and in this case good looking looked away.

Back view of the three amigos and their stylish do's

The trilogy continues to the female side aswell. Except the women are slightly not so intelligent as men. Its a fact

My cute little cousin Cherelle. She's only 3...I think...or is it 4? Bah when she can talk...I traumatized her by saying that I killed the Teletubbies and consumed their souls. If you don't beat your kids mentally, they'll become social rejects. She'll thank me later.

I'm the fat guy in the middle in the right-side group. I'm mocking my foolish little cousins cause their swaying. Foolish, foolish suckers. The only sway worth doing is the sway at the hips baby. Randall Style.

The 6 hour ordeal of doing our hair. Not only was the time gay but so was the hair-dresser...but he was alright I suppose, just apply the no-touch rule or I break your assets rule. I basically missed out on almost everything to do with meeting friends that day...*sigh*

Once Aaron goes into eating mode, his eyes glow red and he just can't stop eating. This is such a case.

The location of the main event, some nice sightful pictures to ease the stresses of sweaty orange silk shirts which cling to the skin...

The tent which hosted the wedding ceremony. Man it was hot in there.

Shexy Stance. Complete with prickly roses and hot physical attributes. Supposedly our stoner got rose-thorns stuck on his mouth, which is why he put it on his ear. I rock like Napolean Dynamite. Nicceee...

Hehehe stupid little cousins. No pain no gain. Thats how I roll.

The two brothers, Flowers and all. Just flaunt it baby.

Well, that about sums it all up!! Any questions just post. Remember I'm KING OF THE CASTLE, KING OF THE CASTLE!! I HAVE A CHAIR!!

and this post's song selection is...FURIOUS ANGELS!! By Rob Dougan. Unfortunetly, I was not able to find the lyric version of this song, but regardless it's still a good song. Listen and be amazed fools.

The Cartenman Can

Back to the Future Baby!!!

Holy Baloney, you guys are most likely thinking I'm dead and no more active within my blogging, you would be right. However, I'll be updating this thing every...3 months maybe? SO This will be my 1st post of the year 2007. Howdy!!

Ok, where have I been? I've been in Malaysia since December 2006 to Febuary 2007, so here's a belated...

Merry Christmas!!

Happy New Year!! (Non-Chinese year)

Food Allergy and Intolerence Week!!

Cancertalk Week!!

The Big Hush!!

Holocaust Memorial Day!!

National Storytelling Week!!

Loud Tie Campaign Week!!

and

National Salt Awarness Week!!

Yup, this year went off to a good start, spent sometime with my Cousin Kamkum, got our hair shaved, did some nasty shit, yeah the average, ok, now less talk, MORE PHOTOs!!

The Before Me

The After Me

My Cousin Before

My Cousin After

The KK home

My Cousin Cherelle, she can talk now!! She's scared of me...

Agent Izz doin' he shiz, thinkin' she all emo and sht

The Behind Head Designs <- Me

Cousin's Behind Head Designs <- Him

I got bit by my Dad's Harley~ Battle-Scar xD (2 days old)

This is the aftermath!! (1 month Old)

Me with my Dad and Mum, Dad looks so narly.

Oh no I'm slipping!! Nah just kidding

Stay behind the bar kids, don't wanna end up dead like the guy who fell of the building to the far left of this photo. This happened like the day before this picture.

Hanging out with my buddy Daniel Tan, I'm pro at taking crap pictures.

As usual, girls hate picutres, whilst men on the other hand~...

Yeah, thats about most of my picutres on the trip, well not most, but the few good ones. Chillax people!! Oh and btw, I've updated a new music system next to my blog at the top right-hand corner. This time's pick is KC Accidental's - Broken Social Scene. Its a pretty cool song.

To my fools out there, Adios!!

The Cartenman Can

PS: My next update will be along the lines of Scenery and maybe a few other KK pictures.